Thursday, July 2, 2009

[18SX]三字經 中翻英 再翻中

Thursday, July 2, 2009
人之初:At the beginning of life.
(英翻中:生命的起初)

性本善:Sex is good.
(白話文:性是美好的)

性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
(英翻中:基本上,所有的性行為是差不多滴)

習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
(英翻中:但還是得依照個人的喜好而為之)

苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
(英翻中:若你不隨時勤練精進)

性乃遷:Sex will leave you.
(英翻中:性將遠離你的生活)

教之道:The way of learning it..
(英翻中:學習性的指導原則)

貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person..
(英翻中:最最重要的法則是做性這檔事只能對一個人)

昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.
(英翻中:曾經有一個偉大的教母:孟母)

擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..
(英翻中:為孩子選最佳性行為示範的鄰居為鄰,避免壞的性示範而影響小朋友的身心健康)

子不學:If you don t study hard,.
(英翻中:再次叮嚀,你若再不刻苦勤學....)

斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless..
(英翻中:你的雞雞就從此報廢掉)

竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous.
(英翻中:竇先生,名人)

有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine.
(英翻中:他有一帖非常讚的藥方)

教五子 :All his five son took it.
(白話文:生出來的五個男孩全靠這一帖)

名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known..
(英翻中:而他五個小孩的性能力,北港有名聲,下港有出名)

養不教 :If your children don t know how to do it,.
(英翻中:你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行為....)

父之過 :It is all your fault..
(英翻中:這所有罪過都是你造成的)

教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,.
(英翻中:如果你的小孩做這檔是有問題....)

師之惰 :their teachr must be too lazy to tell them details on sex..
(英翻中:那他的老師一定敎很懶散,沒有敎的很徹底)

子不學 :You may refuse to study this.
(英翻中:你或許會抗拒學習它....)

非所宜 :but that is a real mistake.
(英翻中:你就犯下真正的錯誤)

幼不學 :If you don t learn it in childhood,.
(英翻中:如果不從小學習它....)

老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged.
(英翻中:若上了年紀你會喪失所有的性能力)

玉不琢 :If you don t exercise your dick,.
(英翻中:若沒有持續操你的小弟弟)

不成器 :It won t become hard and strong..
(英翻中:它將不會變的堅硬和強壯)

人不學 :If you don t learn sex,.
(英翻中:如果你沒有學習性行為)

不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.
(英翻中:你將無法體會享受其中的甜美

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